Stuff that Bong aunties say that piss the hell out of me...
1. Omaa, eki koto boro hoye gechish? (yes, i know its incredible, i was supposed to be on a shrink potion).
2. Ki mishti hoyeche go, promptly followed by yanking of your cheeks. (am sorry am not ugly).
3. Meyeke/Chheleke shaamlao, akdom bokhe galo. (yes i gallivant and have porn sites bookmarked in my browser).
4.Meyer/Chheler biye dao ebar, boyesh to hole. (why don't you get married and do us a favor?).
5. Amaader shomoye eshob hoto na baba. (we know you are a dinosaur).
6. Mathae bhalo kore tel lagao, bhalo chul hobe. (i get this pretty often).
7. Amake chinte parchho? (Mumbling and a vapid smile helps).
8. Amar chhele/meye ato porashonae bhalo je class er miss oke khub bhalo bashe. (how comforting to know that there are folks out there who like your dork).
9. Accha oi naach/gaan ta korte parbe tumi? (hello!)
10. Just when you have stuffed your 2nd fish cutlet into your mouth at a bong biye/mukhebhaat/feast/et al, aunty pounces and exclaims ; "bhalo kore khaccho to, lojja peo na akdom." (does it even look like am embarrassed to ask for 2nd helpings?).
Okay... that was all I had in my repertoire, feel free to add if you think i missed out on any.
1. Omaa, eki koto boro hoye gechish? (yes, i know its incredible, i was supposed to be on a shrink potion).
2. Ki mishti hoyeche go, promptly followed by yanking of your cheeks. (am sorry am not ugly).
3. Meyeke/Chheleke shaamlao, akdom bokhe galo. (yes i gallivant and have porn sites bookmarked in my browser).
4.Meyer/Chheler biye dao ebar, boyesh to hole. (why don't you get married and do us a favor?).
5. Amaader shomoye eshob hoto na baba. (we know you are a dinosaur).
6. Mathae bhalo kore tel lagao, bhalo chul hobe. (i get this pretty often).
7. Amake chinte parchho? (Mumbling and a vapid smile helps).
8. Amar chhele/meye ato porashonae bhalo je class er miss oke khub bhalo bashe. (how comforting to know that there are folks out there who like your dork).
9. Accha oi naach/gaan ta korte parbe tumi? (hello!)
10. Just when you have stuffed your 2nd fish cutlet into your mouth at a bong biye/mukhebhaat/feast/et al, aunty pounces and exclaims ; "bhalo kore khaccho to, lojja peo na akdom." (does it even look like am embarrassed to ask for 2nd helpings?).
Okay... that was all I had in my repertoire, feel free to add if you think i missed out on any.
100 bhaag theek!!
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ReplyDeleteThis was a really nice post, with a good collection of "sotti kotha" - Bong way !
Is this your writing .. or collated from sources?...
Aro kichhu jog koro .. moja lagchhe !
- Sam
Thanks. This is my writing, although FB te onek jayegae posted without credit. Will post more whenever I can. Cheers!
ReplyDeletesabas! tui tahole etar original shroshtha! ageu dekhechhi onyer share kora FB-te... :-)
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